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There’s much wisdom in the old maxim, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” Readers of Promethean Times will know that we subscribe not only to this aphorism, but also its corollary: “If it is broke, the...
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A Very Special Message From Smaktakula Much like human papillomavirus in America’s high schools, Promethean Times is pretty hard to avoid these days. Thanks, Formerly...
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